which was twice too many
{if you ask me}
so there i was in the cosmetics aisle (walmart: round I)
when what do i hear but a barrage of insults
spewing forth from a young child's mouth
this
mixed in with howls, shrieks, and moans...for good measure
all directed towards the mother
well, i gotta tell ya
it was like i was in eighth grade all over again
and someone was yelling fight...fight!
i just had to go take a look
so to the nail aisle i crept to see the demon incarnate
she was a piece of work
half dressed, hanging off the cart, screeching away!
the mother, who was unsuccessfully, employing the Ignore Strategy
clearly had enough when the demon decided to use her own
Spit On Thy Mother Tactic
so away they went
and there i was smack dab in front of these:
thank you demon!
for delivering me to these beauties
i can't wait to puts them on
