warm toes
once in the 6th grade i was asked to do a written math problem on the board
i spelled the number 2: T-O-E
(never been much of a speller...obviously)
well, mr. so-and-so thought that was the funniest thing he had ever witnessed
(obviously he could have used a few more out-of-town trips)
since that day, i have never spelled TWO wrong
so, here's to you mr. so-and-so
THANK YOU FOR SHAMING ME INTO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
T-O-E and T-W-O
your magnanimous legacy lives on
(would you believe it or not, i just spelled magnanimous correct)
