lady: (looking at my credit card) how do you say your name?
me: may-c-lyne
lady: oh i was trying to give it a hard C, maC-lyn
me: no, it's macy
lady: that's my granddaughter's name
me: oh!
lady: ya, we call her sugar cookie, my other daughter and i. we don't like the name macy!
me: ...oh... (crickets)
lady: (handing back my CC) have a good day
me: mmm ya, you too lady (oh, and by-the-way ES&D!)
